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CDC offers ‘zombie preparedness’ tips in case Nostradamus was right

By Hannah Frishberg

March 4, 2021 | 5:15pm | Updated

If there is a zombie apocalypse in 2021, the CDC has just the preparedness guide for you.Getty Images

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French philosopher and prophet Michel de Nostradamus reportedly predicted a zombie apocalypse for 2021.

But fear not!

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has your back with a set of zombie preparedness tips it has maintained for a full decade.

“Wonder why zombies, zombie apocalypse, and zombie preparedness continue to live or walk dead on a CDC web site?” asks the guide, which was developed in 2011 as a marketing gimmick — and an attention-grabbing one at that.

“As it turns out what first began as a tongue-in-cheek campaign to engage new audiences with preparedness messages has proven to be a very effective platform,” the guide continues. “We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via ‘zombie preparedness.’”

If, as the interpreters of Nostradamus’ Yearly-Horoscope believe, a zombie invasion is nigh, then it will be a great told-you-so moment for the CDC.

The CDC's "Zombie Preparedness" guide has quite the graphic poster. — The CDC’s “Zombie Preparedness” guide has quite the graphic poster.

“Few young people: half-dead to give a start,” the 16th-century astrologer wrote, ominously adding, “Fathers and mothers dead of infinite sorrows / Women in mourning, the pestilent she−monster: / The Great One to be no more, all the world to end.”

To prepare for that bloody, flesh-eating worst, the CDC page links to various “Zombie Preparedness Products,” including a downloadable zombie preparedness graphic novel; a printable poster of an undead-looking, leering person with very dirty fingernails; and tips for educators looking to plan zombie-related lessons. (Sample teaching tool: “The zombie apocalypse threat is imminent. The mayor’s staff has been compromised, and it is up to you to write a speech for the mayor advising the community about what actions to take. What do you tell the community to do?”)

cdc-zombie — The CDC’s zombie preparedness page has been an internet Easter egg since 2011.

The bizarre page on the otherwise dead-serious site was published in May 2011 after the CDC’s head of communications became concerned about the agency’s reach — and decided the agency’s first-ever posts to Twitter and Facebook should be fun.

“We were talking about hurricane season, which begins 1 June. I think about hurricane season, and we put out the same messages every year, and I wonder if people even see those messages,” CDC rep Dave Daigle told The Atlantic at the time. “We have a great message here about preparedness, and I don’t have to tell you that preparedness and public health are not the sexiest topics.”

The page proved so popular, it tripled traffic to the CDC’s site and crashed its server.

Actual zombie preppers, however, were critical of the CDC’s advice, saying it fell short in a specific way.

“That was one of the first things we got from the zombie crowd … ‘What weapons do you guys recommend?'” Daigle said. “Remember, we’re a public health center, so we’re not going to recommend weapons … We’ll leave that to the law enforcement folks.”

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ΑΠΟΚΑΛΥΨΗ ΤΩΝ ΖΟΜΠΙΣ ΠΡΟΕΙΔΟΠΟΙΗΣΗ ΤΗΣ FEMA ΤΩΝ ΗΠΑ ΕΜΠΛΕΚΕΤΑΙ Η ΕΛΛΑΔΑ ΚΑΙ Η ΑΪΤΗ

FEMA: “Prepare for Zombie Apocalypse”

BY EMILY BRUZA · PUBLISHED OCTOBER 31, 2019 · UPDATED OCTOBER 31, 2019

FEMA‘s disaster preparedness site, Ready.gov, has released an urgent PSA about an impending threat at the end of October. Experts and terrorism professionals confirm that the group (which has possible Greek and Haitian origins) plans to take advantage of a loophole in the space-time continuum, which will allow previously-deceased citizens to roam the United States searching for cerebral matter.

The official plan of action to ward off the living-impaired horde is to set fire to larger-than-average gourds (squash will do in a pinch), and alter your appearance in an attempt to disorient the post-mortem invaders. Adorning yourself in intimidating clothing and disguising your face with a mask or colorful paint should suffice, but beware: early reports indicate that marauding gangs of minors in similar garb look to take advantage of the chaos in order to extort delicacies from citizens.

For the adolescent swindlers, experts suggest resorting to bribery with any type of prepared sugar concoctions (although tests have shown the chocolate-peanut butter combination to be the most successful). If you are dealing with imposters, they may even preform a trick* in exchange for your compliance.

However, it should be easy to determine whether or not the threat is legitimate, as the oxygen-intolerant beings will have a very distinct and pungent aroma, and will likely be missing large sections of flesh and/or bone material. If you do find yourself facing the undead domestic terrorists, FEMA’s official survival tips include:

Traveling light
Having a family plan
Stocking up on supplies
Looking for safe areas

*Arborists beware: “tricks” can sometimes involve draping trees with long spools of their own macerated pulp.

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